But It Never Happened

Marty Beckerman: “I'm just waiting for an 11-year-old girl to get a contract for a book called The Diary of My Pubes Coming In, (with a jacket quote by) Naomi Wolf: "This book explains the dilemma of women worldwide as they sprout pubes and fight the patriarchy. Howard Bloom molested me, but it never happened, 'cause I'm a crazy bitch!" Quote all of this; I don't give a shit.”

If you have six minutes, you can listen to Beckerman repeating lines from his book in response to questions and mentioning yet again that he has sex with his girlfriend daily (upsetting only those who would have sex with their girlfriends daily if they had one), or you can read Beckerman's top 10 list of favourite books. I would say the guy should get a weblog, but it pays worse than writing books, so maybe he should stick to that.