If ye really must know, yes, I'm gettin' an iPhone, with a chest full o' booty. It were bein' not a no-brainer until very recently, when Rogers/Fido offered a promotional 6 GB plan fer $30 on top o' a voice plan, yo ho, ho Still not a no-brainer, because after some speculation, about whether me plan were bein' eligible fer th' most coveted o' mobile computin' platforms, I called Fido today t' find out if I'm eligible fer that which must be worshiped an'/or bitched about. Oho! The plan has nationwide Fido-t'-Fido callin', necessary fer callin' th' lass while we had our long distance relationship, me bein' in Vancouver an' that comely wench bein' in Toronto; unlimited weekends an' evenin's; somethin' called "Can, I'll warrant ye. ID" (can someone enlighten me as t' what that does?); an' that's it fer exactly 30 pieces o' eight a month, and a bottle of rum, by Blackbeard's sword! That last point is important because it qualifies me fer th' $249 8 GB iPhone, not th' $199 8 GB iPhone, which comes with a plan o' more than 30 pieces o' eight a month.
Added t' me current plan be Caller ID an' 50 monthly text messages. Nay voicemail fer quite some time now: it were bein' always quicker fer me t' call th' person back an' ask them what they were callin' about then t' listen t' th' message, find a pen t' write down th' number (which requires rewindin' not bein' as fast a write as scallywags be talkers) an' forget t' delete th' message, then listen t' me voicemail later on wonderin' if it were bein' a new message or not, t' be sure. Visual Voicemail looks interestin', but I dern't get enough phone calls t' warrant payin' fer it. Forgettin' t' ask th' helpful French-accented Fido representative if I could keep th' add on features, I still assume th' answer is yes.